This just-married Chinese coupled decide to make love on their
wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife
did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy
condom from the shop nearby. When the husband went out, the wife
waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched
off...
While the husband was out, an Indian thief came into the room. The
wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She
grabbed the Indian and happily screwed away. The wife was so
exhausted that she fell asleep immediately.
In the mean time, the husband had a hard time looking for a shop
that sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that
he had only one 20-sen coin. He asked the shop owner to sell him
one piece of condom and the shop owner asked him which quality that
he wanted.
"The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 sen each. The black
condom, average quality, is 20 sen each. And purple condom, the
highest quality, is 25 sen each". So, the husband chose the black
condom as he had only 20 sen with him.
When he reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a
warning, he jumped onto his wife and started making love. The wife
was surprised that the husband was so energetic after the "first"
session.
A year later, the wife gave birth to a "black" baby boy. When the
baby grows up, he asks the father, "Pa, why am I black and you are
white?"
The father replied, "You are damn lucky already, my son, 5 sens
more and you are PURPLE COLOR now!!!!!!"
