Once upon a time, and far, far away, lived a beautiful Queen
with voluptuous b*reasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer knew that the
penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio
the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the
Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon
Slayer to more than just satisfy his desire, but it would cost him
1000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the
scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder
and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she
bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew
intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a
special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of
itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the
Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the
Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the
itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the
next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous
and magnificent b*reasts. The Queen's itching was eventually
relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and hailed as a
hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio
the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his
obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared
less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report
this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get
lost.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the
same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately
summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.
The moral of the story - PAY YOUR BILLS.
