An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the artist: "Paint me with diamond ear-rings, a diamond
necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach and a gold Rolex."
The confused artist said: "But you're not wearing any of those
things." "I know," she said. "But if I die before my husband,I'm
sure my husband will remarry. And I want his new wife to go crazy
looking for the jewelery."
