Ah Beng was a damn bobo shooter. Even at the 50m mark, he could
miss an elephant completely. His officer screamed at him, punish
him, coach him and he still could not improve. Finally, his officer
cold not take it anymore.
"Why dont you take a rifle and shoot yourself in your
head!!!"
Ah Beng saluted the officer and went to the back of the range. A
loud "Bang" was heard. His officer thought he really follow his
words and rush to Ah Beng. To his surprise, Ah beng walk out of the
range and replied,
"Missed again, sir."