a friend told me this 
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once, there was a tai tai whose cat was call [email protected]
and one day, the tai tai went out after hanging her clothes
outside.
[email protected] was at home
then a robber came, and ripped off the tai tai's clothes
then [email protected] went to bite him, but he killed [email protected]
the robber then drank some milk from the fridge and ran away
the police came, and her reply was
" the robber ripped off my clothes, cut open my [email protected] and drink
all of my milk"