A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their
domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town-"What a
peaceful & loving couple".
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man.
We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on
the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse
stumbled. My wife said, "That's once".
"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again. Once
more my wife said, "That's twice". We hadn't gone a half-mile when
the horse stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a
revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
"I started an angry protest over her treatment of the horse; while
I was shouting, she looked at me, and said........
"That's once".
"And we lived happily ever after"!!
