A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was
squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite
embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been
circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down
to the principals office. He was to phone his mother and ask her
what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went
back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his
penis hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your mom." she
screamed. "I did," he said,"And she told me that if I could stick
it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
