An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are all to give
speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on
their audience.
The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues
starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he
finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing.
'Well' he explained' By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and
thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus
Gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen'.
On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go
one better than that English fool and started his speech by making
an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also
rubbing his chest and his groin. When he finished his colleagues
asked what he was doing.
'Well' he explained' By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest
and groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and
Gentlemen'.
On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go
one further than those mainland fools and started his speech by
making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then
his groin, and then masturbating furiously. When he finished his
colleagues asked him what he was doing.
'Well' he explained,' by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and
then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by
saying 'Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great
pleasure.......'
