A woman dies and goes to heaven. She arrives at the pearly gates
and is greeted by Saint Peter. There are a few people waiting, so
she strikes up a conversation with him. Just then, she hears a
blood curdling scream!
"What was that?" she asks.
"Oh, don't worry about that," says Saint Peter, "It's just someone
getting a hole drilled in their head so they can be fitted for
their halo".
A few seconds later, she hears another agonized scream, this one
even more terrible than the one before. "What was that?!" she asked
anxiously.
"Oh ,don't worry," says Saint Peter soothingly, "It's just someone
getting holes drilled in their back so they can be fitted for their
wings."
The lady starts to back away. "Where are you going?" asks Saint
Peter.
"Well, if its all the same to you .....I think I'll go downstairs,"
says the lady.
"But you shouldn't go to hell...," says the saint, "You'll be raped
and sodomized!"
"That's OK," says the lady, "I've already got the holes for
that."
