Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting
goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little
perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman.
Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she
happily greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today
before he needed her help. She obliged and let him do his
thing.
Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, "Oscar!
Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new
Mercedes!"
"Dear God! Did you try to stop him?"
"No," she said, "I did better than that! I got the license plate
number!"
