Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one
says
to the other, "I hear that the people of this country
actually
eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in
America,
we might as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog
vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs,
please,
"says one.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs
in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns
hurry
to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'
The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to
blush
and, then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun
and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"
