One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife
and
pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up
we could get
rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she
thought
herself better and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast
and
said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your
bra."
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and
grabbed
him by the dick. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if
you firmed
this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the poolman
and your
brother."
