The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there
were no other female roadrunners around, he decided to look
around.
He happened to spot a lovely dove. Bzzzzzz... down he goes and
feathers are flying, lots of dust in the air and the dazed dove is
lying there with a smile and says, "I'm a dove and I've been
loved!"
The Roadrunner is still not satisfied. He spots a Lark flying
around and zooms down on her. Again, feathers are flying around and
dust is in the air and the dazed Lark is lying there and said, "I'm
a Lark and I've been sparked"
The Roadrunner is still not satisfied and spots a Duck. He zooms
down and again feathers are flying and a lot of squawkings and dust
flying in the air, and the roadrunner takes off.
The Duck is lying there really pissed off, and says "I'm a Drake
and there's been a mistake!"
