A man is in a position to buy a Harley Davidson, and after much
consideration opts for a very nice model.
The salesman is very pleased and offers the man a few words of
advice. He tells him to always carry a jar of Vaseline in his
pocket and if he knows it is going to rain to smear the Vaseline
all over the bodywork of the bike in order to prevent rust. The man
drives his Harley off and is most pleased.
A few weeks later the man and his girlfriend drive the Harley to
her parents house where the man is to meet them for the first
time.The girlfriend tells the man that they have a rule in her
house that the first person who speaks after dinner has to wash the
dishes.
They have a lovely meal and afterwards there is nothing but silence
form all around the table. This silence goes on for about an hour
and the man decides that he has to do something to make someone
break the silence, so he grabs his girlfriend and kisses her
passionately, still no one says a word.
He then decides that hes going to have sex with her right there on
the dining
room table. Again no one says a word. Getting very frustrated at
the continued silence he decides to have sex with the mother on the
table, nobody says anything.
At this point the man can hear that it is starting to rain so he
pulls the jar of Vaseline out of his pocket to which the father
shouts OK, OK Ill do the damn dishes!
