Escaped convict breaks into a bedroom, ties up husband and wife
on bed.
Then he jumps on top of the wife, kisses her ear and goes to the
bathroom.
Husband tells wife: "Satisfy him or he will kill us, I saw the way
he kissed you, be strong, I love you."
Wife Replies: "He didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is
Gay and looking for the Vaseline, I told him it is in the bathroom.
Be strong, I love you too!"
