A jumbo-sized freshman went to try out for the football team.
The coach asked him if he could tackle and he said, "Hell yeah, get
a load of this!"
And with that knocked over a telephone pole as if it were made of
balsa wood.
The coach was dumbfounded and asked if the boy could run, to which
the boy replied, "Hell yeah!" and he sprinted from end zone to end
zone like lightning.
The coach stood there with his mouth agape to see such a huge boy
run so fast. He finally composed himself and said, "But can you
pass a football?"
The freshman stopped to think for a few seconds, then said, "Hell
yeah, if I can swallow it, I can surely pass it!"
