The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group
of newcomers in a training camp, stated: "Today, gentlemen, I have
some good news and some bad news. First, the good news Private
Peters will be setting the pace on our morning run.
With this the platoon was overjoyed, as Private Peters was
overweight and terribly slow. But then the drill sergeant finished
his statement: "Now for the bad news. Private Peters will be
driving a truck."
