A man was sent to prison for 20 years. He was so bored while in
there; he found an ant and decided to teach it tricks - like beg,
play dead, roll over, jump hair etc. He served his time and was
released.
He took his ant with him in a matchbox. The first place he went was
to a bar. He sat down, took out the matchbox and emptied out the
ant. He then said to the guy beside him, "you are not gonna believe
what this ant can do". He showed him all the tricks and the guy was
impressed.
He told him that he could make a fortune with the ant. The guy with
the ant was excited and called the bartender over and said "you see
that ant?" The bartender put his finger on the ant, twisted it and
said "sorry sir it won't happen again."
