A women desperately looking for work goes into a toy
factory.
The Personnel Manager goes over her resume and explains to
her
that he regrets he has nothing worthy of her. The woman
answers
that she really needs work and will take almost anything. The
Personnel Manager hems and haws and finally says he does have
a
low skill job on the Tickle-Me-Elmo line and nothing else.
The
woman happily accepts.. He takes her down to the line and
explains her duties and that she should come in at 8am the
next
day.
The next day at 8:45 there's a knock at the Personnel
Manager's
door. The Tickle-Me-Elmo line manager comes in and starts
ranting about the woman just hired. After screaming for 15
minutes about how badly backed up the assembly line is, the
Personnel Manager suggested he be shown the problem. Together
they head down to the line and sure enough Elmos are backed
up
from here to kingdom come. Right at the end of the line is
the
woman just hired. She has pulled over a roll of the material
used for the Elmos and has a big bag of marbles. They both
watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric and takes 2
marbles
and starts sewing them between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager starts to kill himself laughing and
finally after 20 minutes of rolling around, he pulls himself
together and walks over to the new employee and says, "I'm
sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. What I wanted
you to do was give Elmo two test tickles."
