A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe's
first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob's lead.
Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot
he was and to be quiet!
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked
Joe what had happened.
Joe said There was this snake and he slithered across my feet, but
I never screamed.
Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I
never screamed.
So then what did make you scream, Bob asked, exasperated.
Well, Joe continued, two squirrels crawled up my pants and I
overheard them say, Should we take them home or eat 'em now?
