A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to
Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy
the whole year, so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples
it up into a ball and throws it away.
He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear baby
Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a
new..." He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away.
He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a
statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the
door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear baby Jesus.
If you ever want to see your mother again..."
