Two mates are having a chat over a beer. "Do you like sheilas
with bad body odour and bad breath?" one bloke asks his
friend.
"No way!" his mate replies. "Well," says the first bloke, "do you
like pussies you could hide a watermelon in?"
"Fuck no!" his mate replies. "Well," says the first bloke, "what
the hell are you doing fuckin' around with my wife?"
