A kindergarten teacher decides shes going to teach her students
a lesson about the five senses. She wants to start with taste, so
she brings in flavored sucking candies to class, blindfolds the
children, and asks them to taste each one. The students have no
problem identifying the cherry, lemon, and lime flavors, but when
it comes to the honey sucker, theyre stumped.
Ill give you a hint, the teacher says. You may hear your
mommies and daddies call each other this flavor at home.
Spit em out! Spit em out! cries one child. Theyre
assholes!
