A man was riding in his car when a patrolman pulled him over and
said, "You've just won $5,000 for wearing your seatbelt in a safety
competition. What are you going to do with the money?"
And the guy said, "Well, I guess I'll go to driving school and get
my drivers' license."
Then his wife, who was sitting beside him said, "Don't listen to
him. He's always cocky when he's drunk."
Suddenly a guy popped up from the backseat and said, " I knew we
wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
Soon came a knock from the trunk, and a voice said in Spanish, "
Are we over the border yet?"
