" This is a true account of what was heard on a recent flight
from Shenzhen to Qingtao by China Southern Airlines: "
"Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser
Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would
like
to welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to
Qingtao.
Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do
not
know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need
any
resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I
and
my gals are available to make you feel comfortable.
Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep
you belt
tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m. Hope
you
would enjoy your fright with us. Funk kill."
disclaimer : erm, i got it off the internet hor 
