An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. They
all suffer
from a severe stutter.
'Whats it to be?' asks the stunningly beautiful landlady.
'Th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi..................'says
the Englishman. Up steps the Irishman.
'Threeee p pints of of of gui gui gui..........'
Then the Scotsman tries. 'Th th th th th th th th th
th.........'
'Look,' says the beautiful landlady, who loves a bet,
'If any one of you can answer a question without stuttering
Ill let you shag me!
'Quite confident that no one will win, she turns to the
Englishman.
'Where do you live?' 'M M M M Man Man Man Man Manch Manch
Manch.'
'No. You lose.' says the beautiful landlady.
Turning to the Scotsman, she asks, 'Where do you live
Scotty?',
trying not to laugh. 'E E E Ed Ed Ed Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin
Edinb.'
'Sorry, you lose.' says the gorgeous woman.
'And Paddy, where do you live?' she purrs at the Irishman.
'London' blurts out the Irishman. 'Oh, bugger!' says the
landlady.
A great cheer goes up in the pub and the landlady reluctantly takes
him
by the hand and leads him upstairs. Once in the bedroom she strips
to
her underwear, next she takes off her bra exposing a voluptuous
bosom.
Finally she slides off her panties then climbs into bed.
Paddy with concentration furrowing his brow, climbs on and goes
for
glory, and then, right at the climaxing stroke, he suddenly
screams
out'...............- D D D D D Derry!!'
