An Australian cricket fan dies on match day (probably from
drinking too much) and goes to heaven in his Australian cricket
shirt.
He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks Saint Peter.
'Hello mate,' the Aussie says.
'No Australian cricket fans in heaven,' replies Saint Peter.
'What?' exclaims the man, astonished.
'You heard, no Australian cricket fans.'
'But, but, but, I've been a good man,' replies the Aussie.
'Oh really,' says Saint Peter. 'What have you done then?'
'Well, three weeks before I died I gave $10 to the starving
children in Africa.'
'Oh,' says Saint Peter, 'anything else?'
'Well, two weeks before I died I also gave $10 to the
homeless.'
'Hmmm, anything else?'
'Yeah. A week before I died I gave $10 to the Albanian
orphans.'
'OK,' said Saint Peter, 'you wait here a minute while I have a word
with the boss.'
Ten minutes pass before Saint Peter returns. He looks the bloke in
the eye and says, 'I've had a word with God and he agrees with me.
Here's your $30 back, now shoo.'
