A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas
City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window)
turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big
cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask
the stewardess So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have
baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have
baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you
to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case.
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because
Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain that to
you.
