A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs
over the bar.
FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The Bartender
replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper
tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while
doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you
have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman
up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right
for her."
The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do
it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and
then get crazier from there. Well, as time goes on and the man
drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with
a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers
out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening
roaring and thumping, then silence.
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big
scratches all over his body. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with
the sore tooth?"
