One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can
make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the
rest of the night".
So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something
in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free
drinks for the rest of the night.
The next night the same guy comes back in and the bartender says
"if you can make that horse over there cry i will give you free
drinks for the rest of the night.
So he walks over there and does something and the horse starts
crying, and the bartender gives him free drinks. Then the bartender
asks what the man did to make the horse laugh and what he did to
make him cry.
The man says "To make him laugh I told him I had a bigger dick than
he does and to make him cry I showed him".
