Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage,
they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when
they turn off the lights because they can’t see each other using
sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and
misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. “Honey,”
she signs, “Why don’t we agree on some simple signals? For
instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and
squeeze my left breast one time. If you don’t want to have sex,
reach over and squeeze my right breast one time.” The husband
thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, “Great
idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on
my penis one time. If you don’t want to have sex, reach over and
pull on my penis…...ninety times.”
