Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook. The
first old guy said, “My hands shake so bad, that when I shaved his
morning, I cut my face.” The second old fogey one-upped him and
said, “My hands shake so bad, that when I trimmed my garden
yesterday, I sliced all my flowers.” The third old man laughed and
said, “That’s nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a
piss yesterday, I came three times!”
