So, take the following test presented here and determine if you
are losing it or are still "with it ." The spaces below are so you
don't see the answers until you have made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and ... Begin. WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT
CLEAR!
1. What do you put in a toaster?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do
something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go
to Question 2.
*******
2. Say "
silk" five times. Now spell " silk." What do cows drink?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt
the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may
even overheat.
It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something
more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said
"water"
Then proceed to question 3.
*******
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made
from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a
black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made
from?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green
bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these
questions????? If you said "glass,"
Then! Go on to Question 4.
*********
4. Its twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany(If you will recall, Germanyat the time was politically
divided into West Germanyand East Germany.)
Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot,
realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides
on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before
he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of
"no man's land" between East Germanyand West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germanyor West Germanyor
in "no man's land"?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING
else,
You are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a
plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said,
"Don't bury the survivors",
Then proceed to the next question.
*********
5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Londonto
MilfordHaven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In
Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on.
In Sweden, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11
people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In
Carmarthen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at
MilfordHaven. What was the name of the bus driver?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name?
It was YOU!!
