Reminded me of this story told by my bmt pc during field
camp.
Long ago,there was this china soldier who was standing guard at the
borders of china.
Directly opposite him was this indian soldier who was standing
guard for India.
This went on for a few months untill the china soldier finally
decided to communicate with the indian soldier.But since they are
so far away,the chinese decided to use sign language to communicate
with the indian.
First,he made swimming freestyle motion,wanting to know if the
indian was from the naval unit.
Getting no response,he clenched his left fist and used his right
palm to hit his left fist,this time trying to see if he is from
artillery.
Again getting no response,he tried this final handsign.
He clenched his fists and put them directly in front of his
eyes,asking if the indian was from the scout team.
Finally,the indian stood up and ran back into his camp and asked to
see his commander.
Commander:Soldier,what is the matter?
Soldier:Sir,China is going to attack us!
Commander:Isit?How do you know?
Soldier:Well,just now,the china soldier communicated with me using
hand signs.He said,"Tonight,i am going to swim over,and fark your
backside until your eyes pop out.
Always brings a simle to my face whenever i recall this
story.
