Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over
and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off !"
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home.
We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just
about to make love when her god damned husband came in the front
door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and
hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"
"Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.
"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the customer
went on.
"When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great!
You're
naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the
lazy
son of a bitch didn't piss out the window right onto my
head?"
"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy
mood."
"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me.
Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they
finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window.
And where does it land? My damned forehead!"
"Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender.
"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when
the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is
broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose right
on my head !"
The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "but do you know
what
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and
saw
that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!!"
