Two Roofers, Bob and Dan, were putting a new roof on a barn when
a bundle of shingles slid down the slope and knocked the ladder
over. Bob and Dan decided since it was early they would continue
working because someone would surely come around by quitting
time.
It was nearing 5 PM and they hadn't seen hide nor hair of anyone.
So, they walked around the roof a few times and finally decided
there was only one way down. On the West side of the barn was a big
manure pile.
Bob says, "It's the only way down. I will go first." Bob
jumped.
Dan heard the squishy landing and yelled, "Hey Bob! How deep did
you go?"
Bob yells back, "I went to my ankles Dan, come on JUMP!" Dan jumps
and goes clear up to his neck in manure.
He says to Bob, "I thought when you jumped you went up to your
ankles?"
Bob replies, "I did, but I landed head first!"
