A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant
when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their
table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him
later, and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!"
"Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress."
The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce."
"I understand," replies her husband, "but, remember, if you get a
divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no
wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more
country club. But the decision is yours."
Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant
with a gorgeous woman. "Who's that woman with Jim? " she
asks.
"That's his mistress," replies her husband.
"Ours is prettier," says the wife.
