a bear and a rabbit were sh*tting in a forest, the bear asks the
rabbit, "do you have a problem with sh*t sticking to your fur?" the
rabbit replies, "no, why?" the bear then picks up the rabbit and
wipes his ass.
one day young timmy was walked into his parents room, and saw his
father on top of his mother, and his mother was screaming with her
legs in the air "give me a daughter!" 9 months later timmy had a
baby sister, timmy pondered this, and one day when his father
walked in to his room. timmy was lying down with his legs in the
air, "daddy! i want a bicycle!"
3 men were marooned on an island, when they walked around exploring
the island, a savage cannibal jumped out in front of them, he
roared at them "this is my island!, at sundown each of you must
bring me a fruit to my cave if not i will eat you!"
shaken, the three marooners walked back to camp and decided to do
as the cannibal said. the first man walked to the cannibals cave
with an apple. the cannibal then asked the man to get on his
kneels. "now stuff that apple up your ass! if not i will eat you!"
the terrified man tried with all his might but the apple just would
not go in, he was killed and eaten.
the second man went with a grape, the cannibal ordered him to do
the same, easily he stuffed it up his ass, suddenly he started
howling in laughter, he laughed so hard that the grape fell out and
he was killed too.
when he went to heaven saint peter asked him what happened? he
could have easily survived, the second man still laughing told him
" i saw the third guy walking in with durians!"
this one kinda lame
q how to put an elephant in a fridge
a open door put elephant in close door
q how to put girafee in fridge
a open door take elephant out close door
q there was a great fire in the forest all animals died who
survive?
a girafee in the fridge
q there was a house super high up on stilts, the house was falling
down, which item do you throw out of the house?
a fridge cos got giraffe inside.
q there was a princess in a tower with long hair, and poisonous
lips, around the tower there was thousands of white flowers, to
save the princess
a prince with a pure heart has to pluck a single white flower
undistinguishable from the rest, if he plucks the wrong one he will
die. the first prince rode on his noble stallion towards the castle
and plucked the flower! OH NO HE DIES, the second prince arrived,
he then observed the flowers and decided to pluck one! and he died
too, the last prince. immediatly plucked the correct one! then he
started scaling the tower, but suddenly!
he also died, why?
a the fridge drropped on him
