Little Johnny: "Teacher can I go to the bathroom?"
One day in heaven, the Lord decided He would visit the earth and
take a stroll. Walking down the road, He encountered a man who was
crying. The Lord asked the man, "Why are you crying, my son?" The
man said that he was blind and had never seen a sunset. The Lord
touched the man who could then see and was happy.
As the Lord walked further, He met another man crying and asked,
"Why are you crying, my son?" The man was born a cripple and was
never able to walk. The Lord touched him and he could walk and he
was happy.
Farther down the road, the Lord met another man who was crying and
asked, "Why are you crying, my son?" The man said, "Lord, I work
for the school system."
And the Lord sat down and cried with him.
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up,
son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you
don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the
teachers hate me, too!" "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school.
Come on now and get ready." "Give me two reasons why I should go to
school." "Well, for one, you're 52-years-old. And for another,
you're the Principal!"
Techer: "Little Johnny MAY I go to the bathroom?"
Little Johhny: "But I asked first!"
Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her
young charges, "Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for
life."
From somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male voice
chanting, "Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda,
Amanda, Amanda, Amanda."
A teacher was sitting at her desk grading papers, when her first
grade class came back from lunch. Alice informed the teacher, "Paul
has to go to the principal's office."
"I wonder why," the teacher mused. "Because he's a following
person," Alice replied. "A what?" the teacher asked. "It came over
the loudspeaker: 'The following persons are to go to the
office'
