A husband and wife were screwing up a storm. Afterward, the
husband headed to the bathroom to clean up. He was halfway down the
hall when his 6-year-old son also stepped into the hallway and was
shocked to see his old man standing there wearing nothing more than
a condom.
The boy pointed at his father's penis and asked, "Dad, what are you
doing?"
The father, not wanting to explain sex or birth control, started
with a bullshit story.
"Son, I'm trying to catch a mouse."
The boy, still in shock, asked, "What are ya gonna do when ya catch
it ... fuck it?"
