After 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather
to the same neighborhood, the mailman was going to retire. When he
arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the
whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him
on his way with a tidy gift envelope.
At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine
cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific
fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly
beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand,
gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom
where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever
experienced!
When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a
giant breakfast; eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles,
and fresh-squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming
coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out
from under the cup's bottom edge.
'All of this was just too wonderful for words', he said; 'But
what's the dollar for'?
'Well', she said, 'last night, I told my husband that today would
be your last day, and that we should do something special for you.
I asked him what to give you, and he said; 'Screw him. Give him a
dollar'. 'The breakfast was my idea!!'
