One day President Clinton was visiting Queen Elizabeth and she
decided to take him for a tour of London in the Royal Carriage. Now
the carriage was being pulled by six Royal Stallions and one of
them suddenly passed gas. It sounded like a twenty one gun salute
it was so loud. The smell permeated the inside of the carriage and
the Queen was totally devastated.
"I apologise profusely for the terrible smell inside the carriage",
she said.
"Oh, that's alright", said the President, for a minute there I
thought it was the horse.
