An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number
of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted
for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear
100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the
doctor said,
"Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that
you can hear again."
The gentleman replied,
"Oh, I havn't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to
the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
