A team of archaeologists is excavating in Israel when they find
a cave with the symbols of a woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and
a Star of David on the wall.
The head archaeologist points to the first drawing. "This indicates
that these people were family oriented and held women in high
esteem." he says. "The donkey shows they were smart enough to use
animals to till the soil. The shovel means they were able to forge
tools. Even further proof of high intelligence is the fish: If
famine hit the earth, they would take to the sea for food. The last
symbol is the Star of David, telling us they were Hebrews."
The second archaeologist shakes his head. "Hebrew is read from
right to left," he explains. "It says, 'Holy Mackerel, Dig the Ass
on that Chick!'"
