When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the
moon, he not only gave his famous 'one small step for man, one
giant leap for mankind' statement but followed it by several
remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and
Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he
made the enigmatic remark, 'Good luck Mr. Gorsky.'
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some
rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky
in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years
many people questioned Armstrong as to what the 'Good luck Mr.
Gorsky' statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.
On July 5, 1995 in Tampa Bay, FL., while answering questions
following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question
to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had
finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the
question.
When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the
backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed in the front of
his neighbor's bedroom windows and Armstrong went to get the
ball.
His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick
up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr.
Gorsky: "Oral sex! You want oral sex? You'll get oral sex when the
kid next door walks on the moon!"
