The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This
kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have
sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This
is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you
are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This
is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex
has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your
bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This
is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass
each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This
is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you
to court and screws you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means
you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at
night.
