An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding
Officer for a 3-day pass.
The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you
already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for
that recognition!"
So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank!
The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?"
"Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the
Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my
white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the
Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged
tanks!"
