A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a
sentence.
Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all
the animals. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word
fascinate."
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the
Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Good, but I really wanted the word
fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny
was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no
way he could damage the word fascinate" so she called on him.
Little Johnny said, "My sisters sweater has 10 buttons, but her
boobs are so big she can only fasten 8."
