A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she
prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please
let me win the lottery."
Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even
harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are
starving. Please just let me win this once."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears
God speak.
"Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."
