Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American,
and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of
the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for
your whipping?"
The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his
back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished
the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly
move.
The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do
you want on your back?"
"I will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there
straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.
"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the
American.
He responds, "I'll take the Mexican."
